My fellow wrestling fans for a moment I’d like you to imagine yourself in a bar. Not just any bar, the filthiest, roughest dive there is. The air is warm, the floor sticky with dried beer and covered with the shards of peanut shells. A gruff looking individual bumps your shoulder and declares (sounding suspiciously like Tom Waits) “My friend doesn’t like you!” The situation looks grim but you aren’t worried. You turn to your buddy, the toughest person you know…
Folks today I want to discuss the top (magnificent) seven wrestlers I’d want backing me up in a bar fight. Let’s *ahem* break it down.
*PWHipster Note: All selections considered to be in their prime.